Sunday, August 14, 2011

An open letter to the Sigh fy network.

Thanks folks.  In your infinite wisdom you've done it again.  First you canceled Stargate Universe, now you've tossed Eureka.  What's next? Another show about ghosts?  More wrestling?  Oh, how about a lame ass show about lame ass super heroes, you could give it a catchy science fictiony sounding name like, oh, I don't know, something like Alphas...We could really use programs about haunted artifacts, and maybe a hunt for mythological artifacts.  Oh, how about Sharktopuss II?  I hear that WWE rasslin needs more exposure.  Maybe late night infomercials.  You could give us a look at classic Sci Fi films like Blade Runner, The Fifth Element, Total Recall and Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (classic science fiction that one.) Over, and over, and over, and over again.

The weekend of August 20th  and 21st looks especially intriguing;  Snakehead Terror, Supergator, Dinoshark, Mega Piranha, Malibu Shark Attack, Deep Blue Sea, Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus, Swamp Shark, Mega shark vs. Giant Octopus and DinoCroc.  I can hardly wait.  Maybe I can catch reruns of another lame ass excuse for science fiction.  Falling skies could rerun on TNT.

You changed your name to SYFY because it sounded less geeky, maybe now it's time for a new name, The Sell out channel...

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