Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Holy Crap!!!

Another day, another feeble attempt at a blog entry.

Tap, tap, tap....Is this thing on?

My 100 pound dog, 'Elvis' has developed a phobia of gusty, and strong blowing wind and is extremely unlikely, (read that as a firm NOT A CHANCE), to venture outside during periods of strong and gusty winds..  I fully expected to find a huge and rather smelly surprise on the floor this morning.  Fortunately, he has AMAZING bowel control.  The winds that have been blowing 20-30 for the past 36 hours have subsided.  I'm not sure I've ever seen such a look of relief on a dog's face before.  Yes, I know.  Too much information.

Both big white dog, and big white dog's owner are having a pretty good day.  He's curled up on the couch.  At least he isn't under my desk right now, and I don't have to try to find room for my size 11's under there as I write. He spent all day yesterday and most of last night curled up under my L-shaped desk, (similar to this one).  When Elvis was a few years younger and about 90 pounds lighter he adopted the space under the desk as his den.   Today, he's a few pounds heavier and 5 or 6 years older it's still his den.  If my house ever gets destroyed by a tornado, he'll survive, he's got that taking shelter under a heavy desk down to a science.  I guess it's better than having him walking the streets.  He'd never make it in the real world.  He's too timid.   He needs  a special tag on his collar,  "I'm not abused, I'm terrified and I want to go home."

Anyone sick and tired of winter yet?  I am, and it's still mid-November here.  It looks like it will be a week or ten days before the night time low temperatures will drop below freezing.  I hate winter.  always have.  I can safely state with utmost conviction the older I get, the more I despise winter and cold.  In addition to seasonal depression, the cold aggravates my aches and pains , and makes me even grumpier than normal.

I can hear the peanut gallery from here.  "How is that possible?"

Well, well, well...I've made it another day...

See you tomorrow...



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