The Bluenotes host San Jose Sharks tonight. Yes, I plan on watching, probably not with super intensity, as I have a
The other sharks are beginning to circle, (nice segue eh?) and spit the little fish out. Mike "Fire and Brimstone" Huckabee, Rick "Google me" (don't do it, you'll regret it) Santorum, Rand "Peace through Superior Firepower" Paul, and Martin "Who?" O'Malley have all tossed in the towels. Teddy "Creepy" Cruz and Donny "Angry Chump" Trump are ready to throw down with sabres at dawn. Ben "It's not brain surgery" Carson went home to change clothes. Chris "Yo, you gonna eat that?" Christie is picking on Marco "Bubble boy" Rubio, Carly and Kasich are hanging on the fringes and not doing anything to earn nicknames, the Shrubbery MkII is in dire need of watering.
I'm ready to pack my bags and start building a model of Devil's Tower.
See you tomorrow.
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