Mooooove a little closer baby.

From the Wastelands news desk at KORN radio.
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Not really me. 

A Missouri man was charged with attempting to have sex with a cow... for a second time.
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The article states; "Unlawful sex with an animal is a Class A Misdemeanor punishable by up to one year behind bars." 

Does that statement imply that sex with animals can sometimes be of the lawful variety?  Inquisitive and inquiring minds want to know.  I'm asking for a friend.  

Will the local bovine brothel supply the stepladders or would one be required to bring his own?   I'm asking for a friend...

It does seem it would be a long walk for a goodnight, post-coitus kiss though. 

Izzat Redman yer chawin'?  Nope, nebbermind, it's alfalfa...

Now, to be a little more understanding and fair in my rush to judgement, this happened way down south in south-western Wasteland, dang near tabakky juice spittin' distance to Arkansas.

There are places in Greene county where one should not be surprised if one should hear the strains of banjo and guitar wafting in from the mountains, little, old mountains, but mountains nonetheless.  Just step on the go pedal and GO very fast when you start hearing "Squeal like a pig..."

Given the social, political, and religious ideals prevalent in that part of the Wasteland bible belt  I might put money on our bovineophile being a registered TRUMP supporter.  Should be right at home amidst the bullshit...

I wonder if he will be required to register with the American Beef Council as a sex-offender?

How would you like your steak?  Raw and horny you say?  At least I didn't make the steak, it's what's for dinner joke.  "Don't have a cow, man!"

Hey, I made it another day without whining, whingin', kvetching, bitching, pissing and moaning about how hard this job is.

As always, Thanks for coming.

See you tomorrow.